ronrps
softsleepyharry
When a child is punished for their honesty, they begin to lie.
vanessacarlysle
Fundamental difference between the sexes is that one of them can kill the other with their bare hands. Man of any size lays hands on me, he’s going to bleed out in under a minute.
spongebobssquarepants
all in under five minutes wtf
never forget
i feel like this is the type of manic tumblr is on a day to day basis
that time the notes disappeared
facinaoris
bostonpoetryslam
I open up my body, whole and spit-shined eager
and inside there is only a mouth. The mouth saysYou are not an easy person to love.
Curious, I reach into this mouth
and pull out the tongue.
I make the tongue say it again, and again.You are not an easy person…
You are not an easy person to…
And it’s so silly looking.
This little flip-flopping thing
in the palm of my hand.
vanessacarlysle
vanessacarlysle
mecixan
therealjauregui
‘You should have seen this coming,’ they said. I did see it coming. I saw it coming the way you see a train coming when you’re tied to the tracks.
spongebobssquarepants
moodbig
If Owen Wilson read “The Night Before Christmas”
FUCK
I’m freaking OUT
THE NOSE CONTOUR
ofelah
